Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
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Get the Eat my shorts mug.Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
Get the Shit & Shorts mug.Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.
"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"
"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
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