dortgen on top

Referring to dort’s “dortgen” which is the best alt gen out there

“Yo bro where u get your alts from?

I got mine from Kingalts. Wbu?

Broo i got mine from Dortgen. Its just better. Dortgen on top!!!

by NobleKnight706 October 13, 2022

top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.

Same as defined above.

by Random_DooD August 5, 2004

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

toxic top

displaying traits of dominant sexual energy in a manner that comes off as annoying, pushy, overzealous, or unnecessary.

"that dude over there won't shut up about how good he is at being a top".. "sounds like a toxic top to me"...

by Lore_loaf$ March 16, 2023

top lass

the queen of alll lassiness

she is a top lass

by mindtheafrobro December 2, 2013

Pop Top

When someone is fighting and takes their shirt off.

He got angry. Then he “pop top” and threw hands with the other guy.

by See Oh November 23, 2019

Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.

Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.

Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.

by Teemu Werner October 11, 2021