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Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'
by Bill Carr February 14, 2007
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post-industrial wasteland

Kaiserslautern, Germany
Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.
by Dr. Jennifer Bitchwitch July 25, 2009
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post-Twilight depression

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series
I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.
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post-party depression

Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.
"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.
by paulstothewall July 12, 2007
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mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.
by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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