paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.

I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.

by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023

blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.

I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper

by 24092009 November 25, 2021

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022

Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.

"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

rock paper scissors

A game I play with my reflection every day.

Rock paper scissors... Yes, I win!!!!

by Lonely, July 22, 2022