fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

Gum Gum Fruit

A devil fruit from One Piece.
Luffy from that anime ate it when he was young.
The Gum Gum Fruit makes you be able to stretch, like rubber!
And do do stretchy attacks like: Gum Gum Rocket.
After eating it, Luffy now can't swim.

Zoro: "What does that Gum Gum fruit do?"
Luffy:"It makes me stretch!"
Zoro:"OMG!"

by Char_Ben July 23, 2025

get that fruit

to chase after a means of sexual intercourse

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.

by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!

by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020