Farting Tim

Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot

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by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

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Fart Nado

Spinning rapidly as you fart to disburse the fumes over a wider area.

Luke performed a fart nado to maximize his farts effect at the wedding.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

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That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.

After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

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crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012

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