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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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The Bearded Dragon

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself
by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022
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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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Pussy Beard

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
Brb big boy I have to groom my pussy beard
by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018
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