AP Textbook 

A rather large book, used in many Advanced Placement classes. It consists of many pages, and mostly useless knowledge. Those who enjoy reading it are often mocked.

Luke: Gosh, I can't wait to go home and read my AP Textbook!

Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.

AP Textbook by tills November 25, 2013

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

Textual Tension 

Taking a day to respond to create textual tension that eventually leads to sexual tension.

Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.

Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.

Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend

Textual Tension by Company2on April 3, 2017

textwalking 

to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.

I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and bumped into a random dude in the hall.

textwalking by muse_ick February 13, 2008

textable 

adj. a misspelling of textible.

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".

textable by kadatz May 19, 2010

Sorry, I'm bad at texting 

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

Sorry, I'm bad at texting by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011

Texting whore 

a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. A very very sad lonely person.

Normal Dude:"Hey man your driving you know that.."
Texting Whore:"HOLD ON IM TEXTING NIKKI"

Texting whore by veram May 1, 2008