Sock man dan

When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure
“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night
by Sock man dan July 30, 2023
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toxic sock syndrome

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"
by Jourie June 03, 2009
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Thigh High Socks

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.
by Chick in Thigh Highs September 17, 2009
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Rocks My Socks

Totally Awesome, Best Thing Ever, Turns Me On, Makes Me Tremendously Happy, Overly Excited Response To Good News
That Rocks My Socks!
You Totally Rock My Socks!
That Rocks My Fucking Socks Dude!
by Tatume05 June 17, 2003
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a February 28, 2010
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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 22, 2009
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sock n lock

A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.

Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.
by McNostril January 13, 2006
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