What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
by Jourie June 3, 2009
Get the toxic sock syndromemug. When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
Get the Alabama shit sockmug. Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?
Guy 2: No. What about her
Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.
Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.
Guy 2: No. What about her
Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.
Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.
by Chick in Thigh Highs September 19, 2009
Get the Thigh High Socksmug. Totally Awesome, Best Thing Ever, Turns Me On, Makes Me Tremendously Happy, Overly Excited Response To Good News
by Tatume05 June 17, 2003
Get the Rocks My Socksmug. A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>
Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/
Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/
Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
Get the Black Sock Syndrommug. People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009
Get the Salisbury Swamp Sockmug. A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.
Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.
Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.
by McNostril January 13, 2006
Get the sock n lockmug.