Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

Sad Corner

An area in the supermarket that sells cheap food with yellow stickers.

Son - what shall we eat tonight dad?
Dad - let's see what's in sad corner

by Benjothefirst November 24, 2017

Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.

Stop being a short sad sam

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

click sad

The resulting feeling after you get too "click happy" in a software system and accidently screw something up or delete something that now you can't fix.

I opened up the new employee records program and got click happy. Now I can't find my records and it won't go back to the main page. I'm so click sad! Help!

by StevefromCorporate November 6, 2013

what a sad

when someting is so sad it makes you cry a 10000 times

someone dies

billy:what a sad

by what a sad guy June 2, 2019