Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
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The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
Get the Cock rocked mug.When a girl is so in love with a guy to the point where no matter what the guy does she’ll always comeback for a relationship. Similar to the word “pussywhipped” but is a label used mainly for girls who can’t hop off a guys dick.
“Bruh Amanda is SOOO cock rocked over Brandon”
“Dude I know, she walked in on him fucking another bitch for the 3rd time this month and Shes still with him”
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Get the Cock rocked mug.Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.
Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.
Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers
Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile
Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers
Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile
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