pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

POTS

A person who is tuff on the outside but is full of bubbles on the inside they will death stare you and make you feel like you did something wrong but the whole time they are worried about you and only want the best for you. Pots is someone you can not be around 24/7 because she will make fun of you all day. Pots is a 5’8 islander who thinks I want her hair... but other than that pots is a great person who will go out of her way to make sure your having a good day everyone needs some pots in their life

Hey, hurry up and clean up your mess .-pots

by saggy lover November 22, 2021

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.

"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"

by sataylover September 8, 2019

pot fiesta

A gathering or reprobates consisting of the smoking of the "Smokey Green Devil"

Anna- whats wrong with the DMV?
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA with my Cajun bitch wife.

by Jacobe194 May 21, 2018

Hot Pot

Functions as a reverse bukkake where multiple females all squirt on one dude.

I just got of a mean hot pot…. I’m soaked.

by Yurt_Dave January 5, 2024

Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.

Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023