play santa claus

Being the person who passes out objects to a group of people, such being the one to pick up food and then passing out what each person ordered.

Cory: Hey I'll bring the stuff to the party, but you have to play santa claus.

Ryan: Alright bro.

by CorySK April 6, 2008

Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008

not playing any games

basically means ur not fucking around

fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games

by Tren September 28, 2004

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

by jetxian May 31, 2009

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010

play too much

You mess around a lot. Everything is a joke to you.

Boy: *tries to pants girl*
Girl: Stop! You play too much!

by Hotsauce in my bag May 14, 2016