The term "fuzzy pickle" has its origins from the funniest rapper ever: Eminem. In one of his songs he speaks of Jennifer Lopez saying, "... I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine," which actually says a lot about how he feels about her.
Well, when I was at work one day I told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they'd never know. My friend replied, "Fuzzy pickle!" And so, the fuzzy pickle was born.
So, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you'd still fuck her even if she was your own mother. You would also cum inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. When the child was born you'd have a son and a brother at the same time, but you'd just lie and say that the child was not yours.
Well, when I was at work one day I told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they'd never know. My friend replied, "Fuzzy pickle!" And so, the fuzzy pickle was born.
So, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you'd still fuck her even if she was your own mother. You would also cum inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. When the child was born you'd have a son and a brother at the same time, but you'd just lie and say that the child was not yours.
by Scott Ferguson August 31, 2005
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Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?
Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.
Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?
Ron: That doesn't make sense.
Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.
Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?
Ron: That doesn't make sense.
by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009
Get the Peruvian pickle tickle mug.Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.
Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
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Get the take the pickle out mug.Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
by TheMandarin January 26, 2009
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Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”
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