Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang July 23, 2008

Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

by mindbrand February 21, 2023

not playing any games

basically means ur not fucking around

fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games

by Tren September 29, 2004

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

by jetxian May 31, 2009

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010

play too much

You mess around a lot. Everything is a joke to you.

Boy: *tries to pants girl*
Girl: Stop! You play too much!

by Hotsauce in my bag May 14, 2016