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Judas Pig

A person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. Most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. The encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in scalding hot water and soap in a futile attempt to scrub the judas pig from ones memory. Most std clinics offer discount testing for encounters with judas pigs.
"That girl was a judas pig, I will never admit to hitting it even if my life depended on it." "Stop being a judas pig, I saw you kissing him at the friday's parking lot." "Why are some guys such judas pigs, they will never admit to hooking up with the not so great looking girls?"
by itsoktobeyou May 3, 2013
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pigs micky

To make a complete and utter balls of something
Thats a all wrong you've made a pigs micky out of it
by DAVRAV July 27, 2006
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leafy pig

A person who leaves her friends and is disloyal. She will turn her back on her friends and go to a more popular group. Then she might pretend to still be fake friends with her old bestfriend group.
Ya, I mean did you see what leafy pig did to them?
by Tomato_Snake March 18, 2018
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Pig in a Blanket

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.
Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.
by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011
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peppa pig

by name1001 February 17, 2020
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Pepper pig

A moist pig from a tv show that likes to honk at you with its nose.
by mlemingshobe October 23, 2019
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Cuck pig

One who dabbles heavily in the art of cuckolding their partner to third parties, however, a cuck pig will snort, scoff, and squeal with complete and utter delight amongst the activities taking place, not leaving any amount of bodily fluids un raveged, slurpping and sucking the shit, piss and cum off of every surface while experiencing sheer delight watching as their partner gets dominated by the alpha subject whose sexual capabilities far surpass his own.
Your sissy boyfriend is a joke, i bet hed love to slurp your piss and suck up my shitty cum as i pull out of your tight asshole. You definitely deserve better than that Cuck pig
by The Cuck Pig May 1, 2020
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