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Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
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Best Toilet Service

The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?

btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan

Sigma: It’s wrong

btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
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Toilet Dash

by Furrop February 8, 2023
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Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
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toilet scrubbing

having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.
"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."
by rae VAN March 24, 2008
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skibidi toilet

skibidi toilet is very cringe and very not good for you and your kids
i fucking hate skibidi toilet is so fucking cringe
by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024
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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
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