Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by AT Hill February 18, 2009

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

My horse is sick

Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.

“My horse is sick, you know what that means”

by Hails8n December 1, 2019

Generation High Horse

Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.

Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo...
Monkey 2: Did he say why?
Monkey 1: No he just said, trust me I'm older.
Monkey 2: Do what ever you want, he is generation high horse...

by NutsAwiezBuh May 28, 2018

Ultimate chicken horse

A game where you compete competitively to an end goal to get points if you get as many points as the settings have you win.

“Hey are you playing ultimate chicken horse?”
“no I am playing Subnautica the high-tech game.”

by Pseudonym1090 November 17, 2020

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020

PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.

Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.

by thelegend101996 October 18, 2020