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Noob

A prep. Someone who is usually a cheerleader(stereotype). A popular person. Someone who wears Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. A preppy person. A whore, slut, someone dislikable.
That girl really ticks me off, she's such a noob!
by Nerdfighter11 : ) August 18, 2009
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Noob Points

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``
by Flva FLAVVV January 30, 2010
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Noob

A person who sucks at a game or life
Braydon is such a noob
by Valkor40 February 21, 2010
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Noob

A failure of a person who doesn't understand that people do not enjoy their company, and are too annoying and caught up in themselves to notice.
Ish: Omg, I have no time to do anything this week, I've got play practice - DID I TELL YOU I GOT THE LEAD, OMFG - but I have like practice everyday from 3 to almost 10 and idk it sucks so much
Kelvin: I love it when people complain about their lives. :3
Ish: ME TOO, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. We are like angel twins.
Kelvin: Ish, you are such a fucking noob.
by Neeinurface January 19, 2010
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noob

someone who is being stupid or annoying. another word for lame.
"Dude, come party with us!"
"no, I'm staying in tonight. I feel like going to bed early anyways."
"Dude, quit being noob and come out with us!"
by blacktiesurfboard April 26, 2010
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noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.
j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D
by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010
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Noobcakery

A Location or Community From which many newbies arrive from.
This Play on words incorporates the aspect of the location practically making ("like baking cakes") Noobs.
This phrase may also relate to a specific person or family, who may have bought up someone of whom many would consider as a noob.
"Noobcakery" may even be applied to someone who acts / appears to be Noob-like.

Noobcakery is used in FPS gaming when one team has completely dominated another. The team that looses is thought to be "a new batch of Noocakes, from the Noobcakery"
Smells like a new batch of Noobcakes from the Noobcakery!
by Leathers9571 May 29, 2010
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