ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising

i did a ninja toolbox last night

by the nugget April 12, 2014

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ninja bang

To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.

Juan: yo, we gonna have to ninja bang today, mamacita, cuz my folks are in the next room

by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014

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or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

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akisu ninja

n. 1. A master of the martial art of akisu.
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".

Whoa dude, my computer is, like, seriously deranged. I'm taking it to see my friend; she's, like, an akisu ninja. She can fix anything.

by rinchomatic September 8, 2009

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ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

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