Michael Heflin 

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

Michael Heflin by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019

Michael D. Higgins 

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.

Michael D. Higgins by 10BigHotMen June 3, 2020

Michael Kash

A fuck ass bitch whose sweaty as hell for those fortnite trick clips.

Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"

Michael Kash by Gingerdude130 August 1, 2020

Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

Michael Vick by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007

Michael Ian Black 

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

Michael Ian Black by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

Michael Vick by Listat September 7, 2007

Michael Vick

A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.

Michael Vick by TheBest May 13, 2005