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A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it
"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"
by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020
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shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.
Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there
by AgencyofM April 19, 2021
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Matt Eastwood

he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.
by MrBobbins October 24, 2018
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Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
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Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
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Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
Just been chucking a uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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