Alpha Male

a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.

alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing

Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed

alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male

by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Chigma Male

The ultimate lifeform, the most superior being to exist, perfection itself

"Wats chigma male??"
"..."

by Slur014 October 30, 2023

Charlie male

Charlie male is someone meek that is at a lower hierarchy status than beta males. A charlie male is a virgin who enjoys playing military games like Call of Duty and Counter-strike, and therefore it is the third in the phonetic alphabet.

Roderick Simons had his pants zipper open while playing some waifu game on oculus rift while streaming on discord. He's a typical charlie male.

by jimbolimbo77 November 13, 2023

Jolof Male

A male who is at the top of the social hierarchy. Above Alpha, Sigma and Yoghurt. He is a kind, thoughtful and conscientious gentleman who enjoys eating jolof rice and can crank 90s and wall-ramp rush in the popular online video game fortnite.

That guy over there is a jolof male.

by hazyes November 13, 2023

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023

Alpha Male

A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he believes himself to be an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023