magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Big Mill

A dinosaur.

That looks like a big mill!

by Millyard12314 May 20, 2010

The milk is in the bag

The process of having your shit on lock, Having one or several situations under control.

"You got that stripper coming over?", "The milk is in the bag bro."

by The Master Schaff December 24, 2011

Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

by D_r3v January 27, 2012

Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!

Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.

by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013

straight milk

another word for raw milk used by homophobics such as geoducks.

yo, lets get some milk tea
nahh, can we just get straight milk tea?
um sorry i don't like straight milk you homo

by icanttastethesalt July 4, 2016

Maylon Millions

Maylon Millions is an American music artist he’s really caring and seems like he’s always positive.

Maylon millions is the goat

by Greatfanny November 23, 2021