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Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.
"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class
by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022
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matt magnet

When certain person has many Hot men called Matt attracted to them
"Bro, you're such a Matt magnet "

"Damn Natalie !!! You totally pulling all them matts, does that make you a Matt magnet?"
by Mattlollol June 27, 2016
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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
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Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.
“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”
by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025
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Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting
Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
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Matt

A character from eddsworld who really loves himself and has the intelligence of a kitchen shelf and wears a green overcoat and purple hoodie
Person1: do you watch eddsworld?
Person2: yeah my favorite character is matt
Person1: me too! Matt is stupidly funny, lol
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021
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