lucas

a big ass player who likes thicc girls

lucas likes me again urgh

by skrtttttt August 7, 2019

Lucas

Lucas is a sick lad and he is chill af but make sure you don't feed him after midnight.

“Sup Lucas, What a mad lad.”

by Ik ik ben een paar dagen later August 28, 2022

Luca

A amazing person that I would 100% tap. No consideration needed.

Update: I tapped. 100% worth it

Luca is amazing

by FetusDestroyer123 August 23, 2022

lucas

literally so swag

person 1: im hanging out with lucas today!
person 2: ur literally so lucky!!

by urmom69420123456789 November 24, 2021

Lucas

A very smart very beautiful person who loves everyone and everyone loves him he is very popular and not a school threat so stop saying that or else you fat monkey disabled bitch i will call you every slur in the book and shoot up your shchool if you call me a school threat again.

"Look it's Lucas!!! The very smart cool man who is not a school threat!!!"

by Nigerianfucker January 10, 2022

Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.

"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

Lucas

Lucas is the one person in the universe with a larger penis than Max. He is also the most talented and attractive person in the world, and his semen tastes like caramel-vanilla frappuccinos.

Dude, the I just dumped Max for Lucas. Best decision I ever made

by Lord_cumswell August 25, 2019