Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

rim licking

sucking up to someone

stop rim licking

by chardawg69 March 4, 2022

devious lick

to steal something

You: Yo did u see john stole the toilet seat?
Friend: Yeah, absolutely devious lick

by DeviousLick September 18, 2021

Lick like

What the texture of an object feels like to your tongue when licked. Similar to look like but using your tongue as opposed to your eyes.

What does grass lick like ?

by Aaron Longbine October 8, 2022

Devious Lick

A trend originating on TikTok that consists of the theft of increasingly unusual items, typically from a person's school or workplace.

Common items include, but are not limited to, paper towel dispensers, soap dispensers, and somehow toilets

"Just pulled an absolutely devious lick"
*pulls hand sanitizer out of bag*

by Foocett September 20, 2021

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021