The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
by SrslyGuise January 19, 2023
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Land Without Mothers

Slang used on 4Chan to reference the porn site motherless dot com
Anon 1: Would love to see more of her

Anon 2: For that, you have to go to the land without mothers
by JacquesCarolina June 27, 2022
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 01, 2011
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land stealers

The white people who took are fucking land
Black people: you damn land stealer

Land stealers: hahahah
by Andrea palacios September 15, 2022
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Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021
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Loren Land

The place you get stuck at when the 12 year cycle doesn't pan out and when the English language is based on the word Id. Thousands of years will pass you by and you will be STUCK AS FUCK WITHOUT AN EXIT STRATEGY
by TROUBLE4AFEW November 29, 2020
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