Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by April 23, 2024
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Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂
by Spiffygotastiffy August 07, 2023
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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnsoned
by Chibs5 April 05, 2022
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Sylvie Johnson

Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.
guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls
by loverboy224 June 06, 2022
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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel July 11, 2013
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Thick Johnson

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.
by iwannafuckingdie98 August 03, 2018
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Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 08, 2019
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