you've got no jams

the only thing you need to be an ARMY.

rapmon:jimin,you've got no jams!

by annalovestaetae June 22, 2017

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016

sweet jam

The sweaty build up between the ball sack and anus.

Jane was giving the junk some attention and her fingers slipped in the sweet jam

by Yakaboo February 20, 2015

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

The Jam at Denny’s

When someone thinks they’re the shit but they really aren’t

“You think you’re all that but you’re just the jam at Denny’s”

by Yoli March 7, 2021

Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.

Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head

by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022