Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. by Yakaboo February 20, 2015
Get the sweet jammug. by annalovestaetae June 22, 2017
Get the you've got no jamsmug. by apricots April 19, 2021
Get the apricot jammug. A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
Get the nut sack jammug. Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
Get the Chicago Traffic Jammug. A derogatory term for menstruation.
Dude: ayyy, babe! It's our 2 month anniversary, so are we going to bang?
Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...
Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?
Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...
Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?
by Dekrepit90 April 9, 2015
Get the Fury Jamsmug.