Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.

Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*

by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019

Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019

Generic Joe

A generic person who has a perfect life with a perfect family and feel the need to tell everybody.

"Hey, guys! I got a raise today, so I decided to buy a new tie!"

"Shut up, generic joe!"

by NaredJolastname September 13, 2019

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019

Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys

hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕

by lily-ella October 15, 2019

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

joe thompson

A complete beast who would rather die than lose. He is extremely faithful to his girlfriends and does not really like to get involved in drama but would never back down to a fight. He is well liked by most everyone but sometimes gets too cocky

Joe Thompson is a nice kid

by Jotirios June 26, 2017