Skip to main content

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch
by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022
mugGet the Free-meal Bitch mug.

Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.
Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?
by Wohzza February 5, 2018
mugGet the Free Pair of Sunglasses mug.

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
mugGet the free parking monopoly mug.

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
by Pialinist December 26, 2021
mugGet the Naughty Free Pass mug.

Dude - Free Guy

He is a very adjective person who did heroic action from just being feeling! Along with his adjective catchphrase, he is a very nice adjective person.
“Have you heard of Dude - Free Guy?”
answer
by TheDoggo_ August 23, 2021
mugGet the Dude - Free Guy mug.

cruelty free beauty

Beauty Products that are free from Animal testing.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain animal or insect bi-products .)
Which it’s different from

Vegan beauty, Vegan Makeup and Vegan Cosmetics.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Choose Cruelty-Free and Vegan Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
Veganmakeupshare Chooses Cruelty Free Beauty to end animal Testing.
by Veganmakeupshare April 23, 2018
mugGet the cruelty free beauty mug.

Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
mugGet the Free Pretzel Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email