A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011
Get the Cookie Shlongster mug.A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
by John Furydamn September 26, 2018
Get the Blood Cookie mug.Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”
Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
by snortcocaina February 24, 2020
Get the Crack cookies mug.Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
Get the Cookie Monster mug.When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011
Get the Cookie Rage mug.Cookie foot or cookie footing . One Shuffling down the street lost all Control of body and normalcy. Usually caused by many days of off excessive Meth or crack use
by Fredlocks August 27, 2019
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