The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
Get the Towel in the Hoodmug. by DHapp August 10, 2024
Get the Hood Diamondsmug. by looovebugggg July 6, 2015
Get the hood honeysmug. Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.
I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.
by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018
Get the hood timemug. "Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."
"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."
"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."
by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018
Get the Chronic Hood Syndromemug. When a guy is uncircumcised.
by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017
Get the novice hoodmug. 1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
Get the [Hood Heffer]mug.