A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.
Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!
by The Hidden Asian December 10, 2008
Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"
"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"
"Do you do meth?"
"only once....."
"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"
"Do you do meth?"
"only once....."
by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011
Located in Morgantown, West Virginia, this school is home to the world's finest couch burners. They usually have a pretty decent football team and basketball team, although the 2009-2010 basketball team won the Big East Championship and made it to the NCAA Final Four. Many innocent couches were burned those nights.
Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.
Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.
Mom- What should we do with this old couch?
Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!
Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!
by Em K. 723 November 26, 2010
The latest installment in the Phantasy Star Series after Phantasy Star Online. This MMORPG is highly addictive and may you hooked for hours. It can be shortened to PSU.
Phantasy Star Universe is the shit man!
by Starmanclock February 01, 2007
A university created by the federal government in 1946 located in Canberra, Australia.Has a quite large campus with lots of nice trees and big concrete balls on the ground.According to the Times it's ranked 16th in the world (the first in Australia), thereby making it the best university in Australia. A somewhat rival is the University of Canberra. Has a good reputation, but still a bit... iffy. Abbreviated to 'ANU'. This leads to many hilarious acronyms and abbreviations (for example: "Australian National University Student" become "ANUS").
Dude #1: "Hey dude, what uni do you go to?"
Dude #2: "The Australian National University."
Dude #1: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Yeah, better than UC."
Dude #1: "Hey, I go to UC!"
Dude #2: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "The Australian National University."
Dude #1: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Yeah, better than UC."
Dude #1: "Hey, I go to UC!"
Dude #2: "Awesome."
by medi48 April 05, 2008
A school consisting of 99.9% white students. They impress freshmen with their flags from other countries, smiling tour guides and striking dorms. But what they dont tell you is that the RAs will write you up every chance they get, the wind never stops and it gets fuckin cold, if you are lucky to get in a dorm with a/c theyre gonna turn it off 3 weeks into school. Cafe has good food but the chances of getting something other than chicken, highly unlikely. The D3 sports teams might as well be D5 with their 0 wins. If you are lucky enough to live on southcampus you will be graced with the erupting noise of the schools biggest fag in his blue and silver mustang. news flash: the loudness of your car does not add to the 1" size of your tiny dick. Soph’s get the shaft with housing being put at BayPoint, former Hotel, now the lovely dorm of RWU. Upperclassmen are allowed wet dorms of NewRes and BaySide (such original names). bro's; good luck getting even a BJ from a girl that doesnt want you to be her boyfriend. CEN puts on pep rallys that no one attends. The shuttles run either 15 min early or 37 min late, so it is better to take the 9 hour walk to jlot to get your $50000 car daddy bought you. They have a sweet water tower that could hold all the confiscated alcohol from cedar. PSafte has nothing better to do than put a parking ticket on your car or a boot on your sweet rims.
Dont forget your fitted hat, marijuana, pharmaceutical drugs, long board, or lax bro shirt upon moving in.
Dont forget your fitted hat, marijuana, pharmaceutical drugs, long board, or lax bro shirt upon moving in.
Broski: Do you go to Roger Williams University?
LaxBro: Nah, i transferred like all the other froshes.
Broski: Why?
LaxBro: Im black.
Broski: Valid point.
LaxBro: Nah, i transferred like all the other froshes.
Broski: Why?
LaxBro: Im black.
Broski: Valid point.
by day of service 08 March 27, 2010
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005