Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012
Get the Hammer Tymemug. The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
Get the Jewish Hammermug. by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
Get the pootie hammermug. I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019
Get the Hammermug. When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
Get the Hammer Stonedmug. Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 13, 2022
Get the Hammer Swingermug. by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
Get the Sludge Hammermug.