Holy Shobackadoodle

Upon seeing a slug-like baby falling down the stairs, one might exclaim « Holy Shobackadoodle! »
*baby dramatically falls down a staircase with a slug-like body posture*
Hanna: Holy Shobackadoodle!!
by Tartine123 October 17, 2022
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Holy Jahoosaphat

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.
Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.
by Wood1986 February 05, 2010
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Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
by bettytheyettislayer February 26, 2018
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Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.
“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”
by w2step71 February 08, 2022
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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
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Holy Crap

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!
by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018
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Holy Granoly

An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024
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