Fuck hard Friday

The one thread on the Facebook group Honest Travs Virtual Dive bar for singles where you can post your sexy selfie with the hope of getting laid. Creepy and extremely thirsty comments from females are not only acceptable, they are encouraged.

Karen: I posted a selfie on fuck hard friday and now I have 100 friend requests and a bunch of dick pics in my inbox

Beth: you should start an onlyfans

by Dripflair December 24, 2020

not very hard trance

someone who wears the wrong shirt

Hey Nick, that shirts not very hard trance!

by Totallyshelfish April 4, 2011

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

Kansas Hard Lemonade

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Hard core romance

A more polite way to refer to porn.

So I was watching a hard core romance movie last night and you would never believe what I saw.

by Fushna April 9, 2012

Below the hard deck

An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.

"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."

by one_step March 1, 2010

Born again hard

A Marine in the United States Marine Corps.

I don't know what happened to you Pyle, but you are certainly born again hard.

by Go_Blues September 30, 2009