Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device

I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.

by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.

Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!

by alpete August 7, 2008

Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 30, 2023

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Hiney Hammer

1.One who smashes booty with his peenockin.

2. One's penis solely used for the anal orifice.

Raven.... You ARE the hiney hammer.

by Sloppyfirsts April 30, 2010

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.

After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.

by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011