Ham

You’re cool if someone calls you ham

I smoke all the time, that’s ham 😎

by Itz_that April 26, 2019

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Ham

Hot ass mess.

Damn, Id love to get a slice of that ham.

by Ham forever April 7, 2021

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022