Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

lee ham

1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah

Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”

Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”

by rigby September 30, 2021

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

ham

beat, ugly, weird, funny.

you’re hammmm

by Gumdrop90 March 12, 2019