Fake Mr beast

"Seong Gi-hun Vs MISTER BEAAAST''
BEGIN
"Starts to drop bars"

Basically, a Mrbeasts ripoff acted by Stikzy.

Guy 1:Hey, you know mr beast?
Guy 2:Which one?
Guy 1:The rap battle one.
Guy 2:Oh, so Fake Mr beast?

by Dachad January 29, 2023

Sneaky Fake hit

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

fake drug dealer

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.

im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

Fake Mother In Law

A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.

She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.

by AndyMiami May 15, 2007

fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

by TakinCareOfBusiness January 19, 2012