Ethan The Meme

A young man who runs from the storm with butthole flowers to take with him

Oh look there at Ethan The Meme running about!

by Buttholeflower123 May 17, 2018

Ethan pratte

The hottest guy I’ve ever seen... he has the biggest dick... and it tastes so good💦. I wanna fuck him all the time. He is the sweetest and most romantic guy you will ever meet. He will get dat booty to.

Even my mom likes Ethan pratte

by Jdjjdjskskx May 17, 2018

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018

Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

Ethan

This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain

Person 1: Hey is that ethan
Person 2: You mean the nigga with Aids?

by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018

ethan ashmore

A sexy man who is always hard and always wants to fuck yo gurl

ethan ashmore is a better person than all of them and gets all the girls.

by Saladfruit May 26, 2018

Ethan

A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.

"Do you see that homeless guy over there? He must be an Ethan"

by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017