Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

Daycare Drunk by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

blunt drunk 

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.

Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.

blunt drunk by Eminem420 April 3, 2017

Ashley drunk

Aka , white girl drunk . Word play on white girls that absolutely can NOT control their drinking and end up being a burden on everyone around them.

I broke up with her because she was always getting Ashley drunk

Ashley drunk by Dansthefreakinman May 21, 2018

submarine drunk 

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.

I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.

submarine drunk by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

Submarine Drunk 

When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.

1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.

Submarine Drunk by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

tongue drunk 

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

tongue drunk by Pkbah November 2, 2018

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

Suzi drunk by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018