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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 27, 2022
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Fat Dong

men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick
I’m a rad dude with a fat dong
by Unissay July 9, 2021
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Dr Dong

The type of doctor that first contacts you in chinese so you have to translate it to english before asking if you can talk in english. Dr Dongs are not sure what any type of species are even if you give them an anatomy picture they are still uncertain what a human is.
That Dr Dong is so amazing but doesn't know what I am
by Ohio de-evolution expert September 16, 2020
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Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.
This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.
by jerefro June 9, 2015
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salty dong

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst
by Sancerredave November 7, 2015
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