Dingle Felt

A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.

Alex quit annoying Josh Kelly by being such a Dingle Felt.

by Angela's_fav_chemist March 4, 2009

dinglish

The use of Mixed Metaphors, spoken especially in haste and when under extreme pressure.

Also known as "Dinglisms" in some cultures.

Dinglish 1 - "You're like a bull in a sweet shop"
Dinglish 2 - "It's not rocket surgery"
Dinglish 3 - "It's just another quiver in the Salesman's armour"

by The Spermanator September 20, 2006

Dingleberry Parfait

When a girl licks your ass and then you cum in her mouth

Dingleberry parfait

by Peteyp123 November 30, 2009

dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

by grogansandwich October 18, 2010

Dinglefart

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.

Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!

by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

dinglenugget

a name you call someone when you can't think of any other names

angela: "wtf travis u dinglenugget"

by xiangjiao July 23, 2014

Dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008