major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015

Depressed

Only pussies get depression.
If you are depressed you are one big pussy.

Panda: Hi dude, are you alright?
Hanae: No, I'm depressed.
Panda: HAHA pussy.

by hampythehamster July 24, 2018

depressioned

depressed? no. depressioned.

person 1: this made me so depressed man
person 2: you mean depressioned?
person 1: no wtf-

by ranbooliveish October 15, 2023

depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017

Quarantine depression

when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle

you good bro , no im suffering from Quarantine depression

by tired weeb August 8, 2020

Depression

Me

I mean... do we really need a definition of depression?

by TomosonCringe21 February 6, 2020