When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.
John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!
John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!
John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
by ChickenVader March 11, 2016
Get the hoboing drinksmug. A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
by manifestatate January 6, 2012
Get the Safety Drinkmug. Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet
by Jakksto November 12, 2019
Get the Put a Hamlet in your Drinkmug. so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024
Get the Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AMmug. by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019
Get the Drink root-beer daymug. by spazwcr July 7, 2020
Get the poor man's drinkmug. Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
Get the Tea-Drinking Malemug.