dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.

Dr. Montague is a bitch

by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018

td;dr

too dumb; didn't read. Similar to tl;dr

Person A: Side effects may include: Fatigue, possibly due to anemia; Diarrhea, especially if treatment is for the abdomen. Symptoms tend to appear...

Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways

by AnonPezos December 21, 2023

Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.

by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024

Dr. pepper

This is something you can say instead of "9/11" because some people are too pussy to say the actual thing.

Dr. Pepper was a horrible event.

by Mewchzz October 21, 2023

Dr. Monster

adj Describing something that has absolutely no probable explanation. An unsolved mystery. Its inexplicable.

n. Something or someone that is unexplainable.

adj "Dr. Monster ass event."

n "I have to go see Dr. Monster"

by Godzylian March 24, 2025

TA;DR

Too Artificial, Didn't read. Generally used for long, AI generated fluffy wall of text, often laced with EM-dashes, way too many emoji's and markup.

TA;DR. Can you use the same LLM that wrote this to create a version that fits in a tweet?

by EdEdje November 17, 2025

dr feelgood

my Dennis Jennings is the Dr Feelgood!!!

That Dennis Jennings is DR FEELGOOD!!

by dw express May 23, 2018